I sometimes have these flights of fancy where I become people that I'm not with feelings I don't have who experience things that I never will. Other times, I'm just a regular joe, eating all the salmon I can afford, playing all the Animal Crossing that I can handle, and cramming in all of the romantic fiction I can possibly read in one go.

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