Murder your darlings

regards-draco:

Yes

That is right. Regards, Draco is doing a Contest, or Whatever™

While it is a delight to receive all your asinine questions. And then proceed to somehow suck out some modicum of wit and humor out of thin air I think it is time for you, my faithful underlings, to step into my expensive designer shoes.

For the next week I will be opening the submission box and you will be doing MY job. Choose one of the questions I have provided for you above and answer them as if you were me. I know this is will be tough considering you AREN’T me and therefore will automatically fall inferior but I’m feeling merciful. 

Some rules… (although I’ve learned from my time on this website that whatever I say next will be rendered irrelevant)

• You can submit as many responses as you like
• The responses must include some sort of illustrations 
• You cannot make up your own questions you must use the ones I have provided 

You have until the end of this week to submit your responses. I will be closing the submission box on Saturday, March 3rd on midnight (EST). 

Then I will choose the ones I like the most and post them for the next entire week. The winner will get….. nothing because that’s life and you can’t expect too much out of it. 

So…

PROCEED!

So now that enough time has passed for me to have theoretically gotten over the cruel rejection I’d received several months ago, here it is. My challenge response to the question: “What is your Boggart?”

Okay, well, I didn’t necessarily “get over” it, but I did notice that, well, all of the winning ones were really well done. Like, much funnier and way more professional-looking. There weren’t any white patches on any of the images where the artists forgot to use the fill-in tool on Paint, okay. If there were multiple people in the images, they weren’t each of a completely different body proportion to each other that it could be argued that each character was drawn by a different person. Most of all, they were probably done with actual skill and good software and time and effort. I expended time and effort, but you know, the product doesn’t really reflect that, so maybe my rejection is justified. Anyway, this will always have a place in my heart.